Bottom of the Barrel Men: I can do bad by my DAMN SELF

Hello Everyone. I woke up and decided to make another blog. If everyone doesn't know by now then you should know that I have the absolute worst luck with men. I don't know if anyone can relate to this but it seems like the only men that approach me are the bottom of the barrel types. It's either them or men that can't spark my interest in them at all. I don't want to play games with a man and pretend that I'm into them when I'm not. I've done it before and the other person ends up hurt in the end. But anyways I ended up meeting a man at my cousin's house at Christmas of '07. I thought we were kin to each other, but he assured me we weren't. We exchanged numbers and started to chop it up from there. I realized that the more and more I talked to this man I found out that he was crazy and a deadbeat. I try not to be superficial but money goes a long way in this country. I have been the supportive wife/girlfriend too many times and now I feel the need to be spoiled. So I'm like don't come to the table if you have nothing to bring to it. I'm 25 and the guy (his name is Kevin) is almost 40. He constanly had to rub his "maturity" in my face because in all reality I was better off than this MFer. We were both going through a divorce and he said that the reason it didn't work out was because I'm a baby. So what is your excuse Kevin? He blamed the failure of his marriage on his wife. Typical.  But on with the story. I told him I'm now single with no kids, ready to mingle etc. He told me he had two boys. I never dated anyone with kids but I decided not to be biased against him for it. So we continued to talk and one day we were having a conversation and I found out that he was hiding 3, not 1, not 2, but 3 more kids in addition to the 2 boys!!! He made it seem as if I knew all along> "But you knew I had five kids, why you playing." What? WTF MFer Don't you think I would remember that you have 5, FIVE kids! And I told him "You told me you had two boys." to which he replied "I do. I also have 3 girls." And I asked "Why didn't you clarify how many kids you had when you said you had two boys. You left it at that and let me assume. And to make matters worse is this deadbeat has these kids by 5 different women. Here's the kicker: They're all are of different races! Black, White, Spanish, Samoan (where do you meet Samoan women at?) and Asian. I gracefully carried on the conversation with him and once I hung up the phone I changed his name in my cell from Kevin to "Don't Fuckin ANSWER THIS CALL!!" So whenever his lying scheming ass calls me it would be a lot easier to screen. I thought this would be all, but NO! This crazy motherfucker would drunk dial me and leave drunken voice messages saying how much of a queen I am and how I deserve a king like him. I was  advised by him to not block God's Blessings and get up with a real man. HELLO!  You are a divorced 40 year old truck driver who have 5 kids of different races. Was he trying to make his own Rainbow Coalition??!!! Well! That's enough story telling for now, he he. I'm giving Mike a BIG SHOUT  today. He told me to keep the posts rather short cause they are hard on the eyes (true true). So I will post soon. Ciao.